Why is English so Cool?

·         You can whisper the magic words “Ish Kabibble” to turn all your enemies into spittoons.

·         In English it is not necessary to say “excuse me” when you rob a bank.

·         The prefix “blap” is not used for anything at all – and aren’t you glad?

·         The irregular verb contraction “ain’t” causes grammar teachers to implode.

·         Speaking English will not cause cancer.

·         In English you can be made to eat your words.

·         No other language has so many words that all mean the same thing, only different (try and figure that one out!)

·          English is the language of Shakespeare, Mark Twain, and Ice Cube.

·         English has no word for swallowing marbles.

·         English is spoken by more people than by dogs.

·         No other language dares invent a song like “She wore an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini”. 

·         Or how about “One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater”?

And there has never been, nor ever will be, another language that can duplicate our “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”!