Nomen Global is the Best ESL School Because . . . .

• We are kind to dumb animals, such as our competitors.
• Our competitors are so dyslexic that they sell their souls to Santa.
• We give Green Stamps.
• Our student body is gorgeous!
• Our teachers are so efficient they not only count sheep in their sleep but shear them and knit wool blankets!
• Our feng shui is impeccable.
• The Encyclopedia Britannica comes to US for grammar advice.
• On casual dress Fridays everyone shows up in a tuxedo!
• Our potlucks are catered by Escoffier.
• Our teachers are so smart their IQ is higher than the National Debt.
• We speak every language known to man . . . and a few known only to women.
• Our students do so well after graduating that they send food packages to millionaires.
• Our curriculum is so advanced and user-friendly that a monkey could take our course and then replace (name any late night talk show host) without anyone knowing the difference.
• We dispense free toothpicks.
• No other ESL school would post a blog like this.  We DARE them!